and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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