I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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