I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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