Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
