I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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