Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
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Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Boobs are out for the taking
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
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