I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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