There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
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