Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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