You really coming over, don't trick.
Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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