i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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