im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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