i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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