You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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