those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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