Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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