Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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