Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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