Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
operation have a gay friend backfired
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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