Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
My bed smells like the plague
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