i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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