we have officially lost it.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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