As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
