Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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