So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
i think i have two assholes
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
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