fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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