So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
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