Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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