i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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