found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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