Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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