Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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