sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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