Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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