Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
Randomize
