sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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