Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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