he shaved USA in his pubs
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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