I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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