I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I totally just used John Mayer's lyrics to get laid.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
I wish i was in the wii world.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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