Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
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