fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
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