is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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