Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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