whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I'm having to shit out rocks
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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