Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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