Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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