So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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