you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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