butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
Randomize
