Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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