You just made me feel so damn special
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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