I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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