i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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